Last
night, ringing out 2013 quietly with my wife and stepson, we watched a couple
of episodes from the third season of the show all three of us love, The Mentalist. The second episode we
watched, entitled “Cackle-Bladder Blood”, features a guest character named Danny
Ruskin (younger brother of protagonist Patrick Jane’s murdered wife). Danny is himself
a skilled con artist whose con goes south when he finds himself the primary
suspect in the investigation of his mark’s mysterious murder.
Danny,
in desperation, reaches out to Patrick (who is, as many of you know well, a
former successful TV psychic who turns police consultant after his wife and
daughter are murdered by a serial killer provoked by Patrick’s public taunts) for
help, even though Danny has not spoken to Patrick since the death of Danny’s
sister (Patrick’s wife), which Danny (rightly) blames Patrick for, and which left
the teenaged Danny adrift in life without her mentoring influence.
Anyway,
that is all background to my purpose in telling you this little tale of
sleuthing, which I have now reached. In the climactic scene of the episode, we
watch Danny seem to freak out and then shoot and kill Patrick in a fit of
revengeful rage, and then turn and crazily threaten the murdered man’s wife
with a similar fate. The wife, desperate to save herself from death at the
hands of a maniac, offers a valuable statue to Danny, which was concealed in a
drawer (they are in her house).
Thereupon
Patrick immediately and miraculously revives from “death” with his trademark broad
smile, and we see that Danny’s shooting of Patrick was all staged, designed by
Patrick precisely so that the wife, whom Patrick correctly suspected was the
actual murderer of her own husband, would be provoked to reveal her guilt by
producing the statue, the crucial evidence which proves her to have been the
murderer of her husband. Case solved.
I’m
telling you all this because as I watched this episode for the second time (we
had watched it the first time on DVD last year), there was something about the
way Danny spoke to Patrick as he threatened him with his (fake) gun just before
“shooting” him, crying as he accused Patrick of betraying his trust, that
tickled my memory for something I had seen before.
And
then I instantly realized what it was I was reminded of. I realized upon this
second viewing that---of course!---this scene was a deliberate parody of the
scene at the beginning of the hit 1998 film The
Sixth Sense, in which a former child patient confronts social worker Malcolm
Crowe, crying and accusing Malcolm, blaming him for not curing him of his endless
psychological torments a decade earlier, and then actually shooting Malcolm in
front of Malcolm’s horrified wife.
This
was so strikingly similar to what happens in the climactic scene of “Cackle-Bladder
Blood”, that I knew it had to have been completely intentional on the
screenwriter’s part. And I quickly also realized three further ironies of this
parody, which sealed the deal in terms of confirming my suspicion of the parody
being intentional.
First,
there is irony in that Malcolm, as a ghost the rest of The Sixth Sense, does not remember that he was shot, so that, upon
first viewing of the film, it’s as if that first scene never happened and
Malcolm had recovered from his wound and had not actually died at all. Second (of
course), the audience in both The
Mentalist and The Sixth Sense are
taken in by the clever scam of the storyteller, until the final reveal (or
Gotcha!) which comes after one minute in the TV show, but after 90 minutes in
the film. Third, at the end of The
Mentalist episode, Patrick and Danny visit the graves of their two murdered
relatives, and speculate as to whether they actually exist as ghosts looking
down.
FYI
here is the dialog from that scene in the film:
MALCOLM What do you want? I don't understand what you want.
The
stranger turns and glares at Malcolm.
STRANGER What you promised.
Malcolm
stops all movement.
ANNA --My
God.
MALCOLM --Do I know you?
STRANGER Let's all celebrate, Dr. Malcolm Crowe.
Recipient of awards from the Mayor on the news.
Dr. Malcolm Crowe, he's helped so many children...And he doesn't even
remember my name?
Malcolm
can't speak. Beat. The stranger's face starts to tremble.
STRANGER I was ten when you worked with me.
Beat. Malcolm's intelligent eyes race for answers.
STRANGER Downtown clinic? Single parent family? (beat) I had a possible
mood disorder...(beat)I had no friends... you said I was socially isolated. (beat) I was afraid -- you called it acute anxiety...
(beat) You were wrong. (beat) Come on, clear your
head... Male, nine... Single parent... Mood discorder... Acute anxiety.
Malcolm
looks like someone hit him with a sledgehammer.
STRANGER I'm nineteen. I have drugs in my system twenty-four hours a
day... I still have no friends. I still
have no peace. I'm still afraid.
Tears
jump into the stranger's eyes.
STRANGER
..I'm still afraid.
Malcolm
stands.
MALCOLM Please give me a second to think.
Malcolm's
shaking hands touch his mouth as he stares at the stranger. Beat.
MALCOLM Bed Freidken?
STRANGER Some people call me freak.
MALCOLM ...Ronald... Ronald Sumner?
Tears
fall down the stranger's face.
STRANGER I am a freak.
Malcolm
looks up at the sound of those words.
Something clicks in his head.
MALCOLM --Vincent?
THE
ROOM GOES SILENT AGAIN.
MALCOLM Vincent Gray?
VINCENT
GRAY stares with surprise through his tears.
Malcolm
lets out a deep breath like he just emerged from deep waters.
MALCOLM I do remember you, Vincent. You were a good kid. Very smart... Quiet... Compassionate... Unusually compassionate...
Vincent's
eyes burn at Malcolm.
VINCENT You forgot cursed.
VINCENT
is fully crying now.
VINCENT You failed me.
MALCOLM (whispers) Vincent... I'm sorry I didn't help you... I can try to help you now.
Vincent
turns to the sink. His hand goes
in. He turns arund and raises a gun at
Malcolm. He FIRES. A VIOLENT, EAR-SHATTERING ECHO. Malcolm clutches his stomach and folds like a
rag doll onto the bed.
Vincent
instantly moves the gun to his own head.
ANOTHER HORRIFIC BLAST SPIKES THE AIR.
Vincent crumples onto the bathroom floor.
ANNA'S
CHILLING SCREAMS FILL THEIR HOME.
So we
further see a fourth ironic parallel: i.e., that both Vincent and Danny blame
the older protagonist for a profound betrayal of their trust, and for receiving
acclaim and adulation from the world, while being a fraud in the actual helping
department.
So,
based on all of the above, I was sure that Bruno Heller, the creator of The Mentalist, and/or Ashley Gable the
writer of this particular episode, had played a very sophisticated game of cat
and mouse with the audience, hiding this entire shadowy layer of veiled allusion
beneath the surface, providing to those in the audience who recognized the
veiled allusion an opportunity for a bit of satisfying metafictional amateur
detection as well—like solving a diabolical crossword puzzle.
Now,
here’s where things got positively spooky last night, and left the realm of
clever allusion for parts unknowable. As I sussed out all of the above details,
I also became convinced that the actor playing Danny Ruskin was Donnie Wahlberg
(brother of the more famous Mark), the actor whom I distinctly recalled as
having played Vincent (the shooter) in The
Sixth Sense. But then IMDB told me I was wrong, the actor who played Danny
was not Donnie Wahlberg, but Kevin Rankin, who just sorta looks like him.
And that
should have been the end of my tale of literary sleuthing…except for what
happened next, which added a sixth sense, Twilight-Zoney feeling to all of the
above.
We completed watching this episode of The Mentalist at 11:40 pm, i.e., 20
minutes before the ball dropped at Times Square to usher in 2014. After the
ball dropped, we were watching the silly aftermath for as short while on TV,
and there was Jenny McCarthy hugging a handsome man whom she had kissed at
midnight for the camera. And then…we learned who that handsome man was…..Donnie
Wahlberg!
Need
I add that I didn’t have the slightest idea, prior to that moment, that Jenny
McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg were “a
thing”, so there was no reason why I
should have expected to see him on the screen when I tuned into Times Square.
Make
of it what you will. But it really happened just as I described it. Honest.
Cheers,
ARNIE
@JaneAustenCode
on Twitter
ADDED LATER ON 1/1/14:
These two tidbits add to the Sixth Sense subtext of The Mentalist:
ADDED LATER ON 1/1/14:
These two tidbits add to the Sixth Sense subtext of The Mentalist:
May
11, 2012 The Mentalist "Red Rover, Red Rover" Review -- John
Scott [Tom Szentgyorgi writer]
The
Mentalist" in a nutshell: It's all an ILLUSION. (Another one: you people
are GULLIBLE.)
In
episode "Red Rover" Patrick Jane is forced to face his ghosts on the
9th anniversary of the deaths of his wife and daughter. Does Patrick Jane
break his chains to the past and cross over to the light or the dark side?
Patrick Jane sees dead people: This episode is an homage to "The Sixth
Sense" and "Ghost, " as they each deal with the loss of a loved
one and the need to break the chains if one is to move on. In the opening scene
Jane meets a young girl named Haley, who tells Jane that a man told her to ask
him "if Jane gives up." Haley then shows Jane the RJ symbol
in her hand. In Jane's mind Haley is an image of Jane's deceased daughter
and her name the writer's shout-out to Haley Joel Osment, who played the
troubled, isolated boy who is able to see and talk to the dead, and an equally
troubled psychologist who tries to help him. Like Bruce Willis' widow,
Jane reserves a table for himself and the departed and drinks three blood Red
Marys, one for each life he destroyed. (Does he have BLOOD ON
HIS HANDS?) In the end the psychologist realizes he is a ghost and that
he has to break his chains to the past and cross over.
The Mentalist: Seeing Red (2008)
The Mentalist: Seeing Red (2008)
Patrick
Jane enters the home of a self-proclaimed spiritual medium, sniffs the air,
then says, "I smell dead people".
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