On rare occasions there is something almost as important as Jane Austen....

The 23rd Charm

Barack is our President; we shall not whine.
He restoreth his poll numbers.
He leadeth us in the paths of righteousness for Our party's sake.
Yea, though we walk through the Party of the flavor of Tea,
We will fear no Kantor: For thou art with us;
Thy Biden and thy staff, they comfort us.
Thou preparest a timetable before us in the presence of our enemies;
Thou anointest their heads with facts; Thy airtime runneth over.
Surely higher employment and even higher taxes on the rich shall follow thee in the later days of your term,
and thou will dwell in the House of White forever (or at least till 2016).